Why have you come here?

I dunno, bored maybe

Can we talk?

Kinda Hungry

Tell me a story

Wish you were outside?
You can go outside if you want, it's cool.
Maybe you find a secret little waterfall or something, I dunno.
Oh, you are actually outside right now? Cool beans.
Watch where you're walking. Cus, you know, rocks and trees and other people and stuff.
Wow, there's a lot of stuff out here.
Maybe you find a secret little pathway?
Where does it lead to?
Oh, this looks kinda promising.
Wait, when did we get in a car?
Uh, heh, we seem to be going pretty fast here.
Oh, here there fellas. Uh, thanks so much for the ride and everything. What's uh, what's the plan? We going for tacos or ...
Not big talkers, huh? That's cool. Hey uh, we seem to be going maybe a little too fast, you think? Guys?
Uh, HELLO THERE NEIGHBOR. I WONDER IF WE COULD MAYBE BEND YOUR EAR FOR A HOT SEC. WE SEEM TO BE HAVING A LITTLE SITUATIO---
Mmmmmph. Grrlpppppng. Wha ... what happened?
Wait, nono, wha, are we on a plane now??!?!
OOOooooooOOOooo, those are some pretty mountains. But, WHERE ARE WE GOING?!?!?!
Okay. Okay. We're fine. This is fine. Funtime adventures outside in the world. Totally normal. And fine. Well. It's getting dark. Might need to wait until morning to figure this one out. No biggie. Heh. Ha. Ha.
Looks like it's just you and me up here. Pretty view though, right? Yeah, yeah.
No, I am not hitting on you! Just, look, you know, like, does anything down there look familiar or anything? I dunno, I'm not a pilot either. Just asking. Anyway ... I like your shirt
Mmmmph. Oh I'm sorry. I guess I fell asleep again.
Welp, looks like we've landed. But where are we? Why is it so dark in here? A door! Quick, check the ... grph, oh come on ... GAH! Nope, bolted from the outside.
Okay, hey no probs. Pssshhh. We're all having fun here, right? It's alllllll goooood. Hey, is that a window?!
Wut the wut? When did it get so cold out? Where are we????
Well I am not dressed for that weather. Uh, I guess we just go down this dark foreboding hallway toward that sliver of light then? Right? Ha. Heh. Perfect. What could go wrong?
Nope. Not at all. This is very much not the right way. No, thank you. Yeah, we should totes turn back. Uh, you know what, how about we just call it a day, huh? We're back inside. You can go back to whatever you were doing. I'll be fine. In here. W--- LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish you were outside?

You can go outside if you want, it's cool.

Maybe you find a secret little waterfall or something, I dunno.

Oh, you are actually outside right now? Cool beans.

Watch where you're walking. Cus, you know, rocks and trees and other people and stuff.

Wow, there's a lot of stuff out here.

Maybe you find a secret little pathway?

Where does it lead to?

Oh, this looks kinda promising.

Wait, when did we get in a car?

Uh, heh, we seem to be going pretty fast here.

Oh, here there fellas. Uh, thanks so much for the ride and everything. What's uh, what's the plan? We going for tacos or ...

Not big talkers, huh? That's cool. Hey uh, we seem to be going maybe a little too fast, you think? Guys?

Uh, HELLO THERE NEIGHBOR. I WONDER IF WE COULD MAYBE BEND YOUR EAR FOR A HOT SEC. WE SEEM TO BE HAVING A LITTLE SITUATIO---

Mmmmmph. Grrlpppppng. Wha ... what happened?

Wait, nono, wha, are we on a plane now??!?!

OOOooooooOOOooo, those are some pretty mountains. But, WHERE ARE WE GOING?!?!?!

Okay. Okay. We're fine. This is fine. Funtime adventures outside in the world. Totally normal. And fine. Well. It's getting dark. Might need to wait until morning to figure this one out. No biggie. Heh. Ha. Ha.

Looks like it's just you and me up here. Pretty view though, right? Yeah, yeah.

No, I am not hitting on you! Just, look, you know, like, does anything down there look familiar or anything? I dunno, I'm not a pilot either. Just asking. Anyway ... I like your shirt

Mmmmph. Oh I'm sorry. I guess I fell asleep again.

Welp, looks like we've landed. But where are we? Why is it so dark in here? A door! Quick, check the ... grph, oh come on ... GAH! Nope, bolted from the outside.

Okay, hey no probs. Pssshhh. We're all having fun here, right? It's alllllll goooood. Hey, is that a window?!

Wut the wut? When did it get so cold out? Where are we????

Well I am not dressed for that weather. Uh, I guess we just go down this dark foreboding hallway toward that sliver of light then? Right? Ha. Heh. Perfect. What could go wrong?

Nope. Not at all. This is very much not the right way. No, thank you. Yeah, we should totes turn back. Uh, you know what, how about we just call it a day, huh? We're back inside. You can go back to whatever you were doing. I'll be fine. In here. W--- LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!